Haiku Boobies: Marisa Tomei

Topless Marisa Tomei Is Such a Treat

There comes a time when regular words simply won't do. You can't string together enough descriptions to get across how awesome, how beautiful, how amazing something truly is. When this happens, there is one path to take: You must take a step into the world of poetry; more specifically, haiku. Yes, it's time to honor Marisa Tomei's boobies with some haiku.

Is it just me or does it seem like Marisa Tomei just keeps getting hotter and she keeps showing off her boobs more and more? Surely I'm not the only one who's noticed that. Sure, Marisa Tomei has always been really hot, but it just seems like in her past couple of films, she's been especially hot. And with all this great nudity, we really need to take a few moments and honor her and her topless scenes with some kind words.

1.

An Oscar Winner

Breasts Are Award-Worthy

Forever glory

2.

Hotter and hotter

On display all the time

Wonderful boobies

3.

Always want to see

No matter the movie part

Such perfection

4.

Continue path

We will follow the boobies

Forever always

I don't think it's putting it lightly to say that Marisa Tomei has some of the best breasts. They are pretty great, and that's why we praise them with haiku.

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