January 20, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Look, I gotta be honest here, if you offered me $10 million billion dollars to tell you what Selena Gomez is trying to sell us in this pic, I'd still be broke as a joke. I have zero ideas as to what Selena Gomez and her incredibly sexy body want us to pay our hard earned money for. All I know is I love it and I'll take five of each.
I want to say shoes, but I could be mistaken. It could be workout clothes or cameras or jackets or something I'm completely and totally missing. It's hard to focus on much of anything when Selena Gomez is wearing tight workout clothes or short shorts or sport bras.... oh, sorry, I faded out there. Selena Gomez is looking all kinds of sexy and you know, it's easy to lose focus when that happens. I have no idea what Selena Gomez is trying to sell us here, did I already say that? I think I did. I'm not sure. Selena Gomez is looking all kinds of sexy here. I already said that, didn't I? Ugh, Selena Gomez, this is what you do me. Hell, I'm pretty sure this is what Selena Gomez does to all of us.
Whatever it is, whatever company got Selena Gomez to model for them, kudos. You guys and gals made the right choice. Not so much because Selena Gomez will help you sell your... whatevers, but because we get to see Selena Gomez being real, real sexy.