January 10, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
They always say it's darkest before dawn, but I don't know if I buy that. Before dawn, the rays of the sun are starting to creep up and there is some light in the sky. If you ask me, it's darkest before Emmanuelle Chriqui puts on a bikini because once she does, the whole world becomes bright as day.
And if you don't believe me, then you only need to watch this Instagram video she posted. Sure, you might say it's only dark in the first part of the video because she's blocking the sun and when she starts dancing she moves out of the way and lets the sun shine down. To that, I say, I'm not some crazy rocket surgeon who knows how the sun works - that's just crazy talk to me. All I know is once EmmanuelleChriquiu put on that bikini and took this Instagram post, things were dark and now they are light. It's hard to deny facts that are right in front of your face, and the fact is that Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini is super hot and it wouldn't surprise me to learn it also causes the sun to shine.
I guess you can believe what you want and I'll believe what I want. In the end, all that matters is that we all believe in the true hotness that is Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini. That is one fact none of us can ever deny.