January 5, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
As I flipped through this Elsa Hosk Instagram post I was thinking, "Of course Elsa Hosk is wearing a bikini," and, "Of course Elsa Hosk looks perfect in each of the pics," and, "Of course Elsa Hosk takes stunning pics even when she's not trying," and that's when it hit me: Elsa Hosk is hot and there isn't a damn thing she can do about it.
It's her thing. Well, it's one of her things, I'm sure she has other talents and abilities just like the rest of us, but Elsa Hosk is hot all the time. There isn't a single thing she can about it. All her pics are going to look perfect, her bikini body is going to look amazing, and that's that. It's not a bad thing, I'm not complaining, really I'm accepting Elsa Hosk's hotness and it's a wonderful feeling. I assume it's a similar to feeling to what Elsa Hosk feels every single time she slips on a bikini and heads down to the beach to be hot. Yeah, Elsa Hosk has no other choice, she's hot and we all have to accept it. And accept it, we will.
So embrace it, don't try and question it. Elsa Hosk in a bikini is hot because Elsa Hosk is super hot. No need to understand how it all works - just enjoy it for what it is.