Of Course We'll Follow You, Sara Jean Underwood

January 4, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by jack-blackbush

Dangerous? Yes. Sexy? Hell Yes!

There is a danger to this Sara Jean Underwood Instagram video. No, it's not that she's too sexy in that barely there one-piece bathing suit. The real danger is at the beginning when she motions for us to follow her. If Sara Jean Underwood wants to us to follow her, then damn it, we are going to follow her. And that much power is dangerous... and really freaking sexy.

Look, I'm not trying to say danger in a bad way - I just mean, like, we really wouldn't be that productive of a society anymore because we'd all be following Sara Underwood. We'd simply wander away from our jobs and live out our days following around Sara Underwood. It's not a bad way to live, but you know, we need some people to farm or whatever. I guess Sara Underwood could wear her sexy bikinis and bathing suits to a farm or something and have us tend the land. Man, that's a lot of power to have over people, but I think Sara Jean Underwood can handle it. I mean, she can handle her sexiness and that's a lot to handle.

How can we resist? It's Sarah Jean Underwood barely wearing anything, waving her finger at us. It would be pretty impolite of us to refuse. Where Sara Jean Underwood goes, so go all of us.

via Sara Underwood on Instagram

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