Salma Hayek in a Bikini Is a Universal Treasure
No one is shocked, no one is surprised, no one should have believed that even though the date had changed that all of sudden Salma Hayek would stop being sexy. That's just crazy talk. Salma Hayek, especially in a bikini, is and always will be one of the sexiest things on this earth or any other earth.
You know, that's something I've never really thought about, but perhaps something we should be concerned about: aliens taking Salma Hayek. Think about it, in every single book about an alien invasion, they are coming from kind of precious resources and there is nothing more precious in this world than Salma Hayek. We should really have a plan in place just in case visitors from another earth show up and demand Salma Hayek. Maybe we could just give them a collection of her best movies and that would be enough. Or we could always create a couple of Salma Hayek clones and keep them in storage for such an incident. All I'm saying is that Salma Hayek, especially in a bikini, is important to all of us. We want to make sure we have her and her bikinis around for many, many more days.
Sure, it might sound crazy - I might sound like a guy wearing a tinfoil hat on a street corner, but when it comes to the hotness of Salma Hayek, it's better to be safe than sorry.