We Are So Lucky to Have Pamela Anderson

December 8, 2017
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Always Grateful for Pamela Anderson's Hotness

While flipping through these incredible Instagram posts, I had a terrible thought... What if there was no Pamela Anderson? I know, it's terrible, right? How awful would it be to live in a world without the goddess we know and love, Pamela Anderson? If we lived in that world, I think I'd pray for an asteroid to hit us so that life would be over.

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And look don't give me that "if Pam Anderson didn't exist then you wouldn't be missing her" logical nonsense, we'd know. Oh, we'd know about Pamela Anderson. There is no way any of us wouldn't know deep down in our hearts and souls that are we are missing out on seeing the hotness people ever being incredibly hot. We'd know.

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Every single time we lay eyes on Pamela Anderson being sexy, there is a feeling we all get it, a sensation that washes over us. Call it what you want, but that's the Pamela Anderson effect. You see her being sexy, you are affected. And that would still happen to us if there was no Pamela Anderson - but instead of filling us with joy, it would fill us such great sadness. Thankfully, we live in a world with Pamela Anderson.

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So, remember to take a moment and acknowledge how thankful you are to have Pamela Anderson in your life. Being without Pamela Anderson would be like living without water. No one wants that.