How Could Anyone Eat at This Dinner Party?
As we all know, dinner parties in real life are never the same as in movies and on TV. Usually something isn't cooked right, the conversations come and go, and someone always has a little too much wine and shouts out something they shouldn't. Yeah, I think we all wish dinner parties were more like the ones in the pages of Vogue Italia. Full of good food, in a great dining room, filled with super hot and really naked models.
Sure, one might find it hard to focus on the dinner when there are a bunch of super sexy models standing around being all sexy, hanging out on the table all nude, but you have to admit you'd have one hell of a good time. Just knowing that your food was prepared by a bunch of topless models is a memory you will cherish for the rest of your life. Even if all they made was soup and grilled cheese, it would still be the most amazing meal of your life. Just a quick rundown of the guests for this event: Joan Smalls, Aube Jolicoeur, Bella Hadid, Taylor Hill, Natasha Poly, Kennah Lau, Anja Rubik, Lily Aldridge, Mariacarla Boscono, Binx Walton, Anna Ewers, Cat McNeil, Jamie Bochert, Sara Sampaio, Irina Shayk, and Issa Lish.
And yes, I know that it would be stressful to try and bring the perfect gift to an event like this, but you can never go wrong with ice. Just bring a bag of ice to the supermodel naked dinner and let everything else just fall into place.