December 5, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Let's all be honest right here: Messy eaters are gross. The only exception to this rule is if you are toddler, and I mean really young. But watching someone get food all over their face, clothes, and everything in between could be considered punishment for a crime. Come on, we all know it's true - watching someone get food everywhere is distinguishing... unless it's Emily Ratajkowski.
Yes, there is always, always an exception to the rule, and one should never be surprised that the exception is Emily Ratajkowski. One has to admire her commitment to this Instagram post. She's really going for it. She is not holding back. She covering her beautiful body in tiny bits and pieces of food, all for the sake LOVE magazine's advent calendar. Of course, you could argue what getting pasta all over Emily Ratajkowski's body has to do with the holidays. My response? It has everything to do with the holidays. I really do they hope they had a ton of wet wipes ready for Emily Ratajkowski after each take, I can't imagine Emily Ratajkowski standing around in lingerie covered in bits of food... oh wait, now I can.
Though my mind will not be changed on the horrors of messy eaters, at least now I have something else to remind me of Emily Ratajkowski. There is no greater gift than being able to remember how sexy Emily Ratajkowski in a moment in life you'd rather forget.