Lady Gaga Picked This Outfit on Purpose
You can tell me this was a photo shoot, you can tell me she did this as a dare, you can tell me whatever you want, but I'm not going to believe it. Lady Gaga is wearing a jeweled bikini top, thong bikini bottom, and high heels to be the beach because she's Lady Gaga. There is no other reason.
If it was any other person on the planet, then I would totally be with you. I would be wondering why someone would want to wear high heeled shoes on a sandy beach - that makes no sense at all. I'd be right beside you asking the same question of why someone would wear a jeweled bikini top that probably can't get wet to the ocean. These questions are more that would need an answer if it was someone other than Lady Gaga. But it's not someone else, it's Lady Gaga, and this ensemble makes perfect sense for her. In fact, one could argue that Lady Gaga needs to go one step further and wear some kind of crazy goggles or a shark fin or leather and diamond covered floaties. Maybe she left those in the cooler. The thong is perfect - there's nothing with Gaga in a thong on a beach, in a car, on stage, or on a train. Lady Gaga can wear a thong wherever she damn well pleases, and oftentimes just that.
Even if these Lady Gaga Instagram pics end up in a magazine or in a music video or movie, you're never going to be able to change my mind. Lady Gaga wore this outfit to the beach for one reason and one reason alone - she wanted to. And that is why we love her so much.