Skip the Wood Jokes and Enjoy Bella Hadid in a Bikini
Normally when someone lays on a log, there are so many jokes about wood that pop up that you can't help but spend the next 30 minutes or so cracking jokes. Yet, here's Bella Hadid being all sexy in a bikini on a log and I can't think of a single wood joke.
Man, I know we shouldn't be jealous of other people, but what about pieces of wood in the ocean? Can we be jealous of them? Can we wish to be an object that has no business being where it is and gets to have Bella Hadid in a bikini laying all over it? Is that okay? And you know they didn't only take two pictures, they probably snapped a bunch, and Bella Hadid and her sexy body were all over that wood for a long time. You know, now I'm just getting angry. Okay, okay, let's all take a deep breath, it's not the wood's fault, it can't help it. It's just that Bella Hadid is so damn sexy, and when it's in a bikini, that takes her sexiness to a whole new level. Also, can I just point out that Bella Hadid has some fantastic curves? Maybe it's the cut of the bikini, but Bella Hadid's curves are looking fan-freaking-tastic.
So, don't get mad at the wood. And don't try to come up with some more wood jokes, just spend your time enjoying Bella Hadid (and her sexy friends) being all sexy in a bikini.