November 18, 2017 | Posted in straight by
Having Alicia Vikander in a movie is enough to get my butt in a seat and most likely purchasing the movie to add to my collection. But when you toss in Cara Delevingne, then the movie moves to the top of the must-see list. And when they are both topless in a film, then you need to stop whatever it is you are doing and watch Tulip Fever (2017).
In case Tulip Fever isn't a movie you've never even heard of, the plot is about Alicia Vikander and Cara Delevingne getting topless. That's not totally true, but does the plot really matter all that much when Alicia Vikander and Cara Delevingne are getting topless? I mean, is knowing what the movie is about key to getting you to see it? Is that what is holding you back, the plot? Yeah, I didn't think so. This movie could be literally about flowers that get fevers and Alicia Vikander and Cara Delevingne play flower doctors trying to cure them for all I care. The only thing of importance to get me to the movie theater and/or streaming service is Alicia Vikander and Cara Delevingne topless.
So, the movie is about an artist and his subject or something like that, it all sounds very interesting. I'm sure we'll all love it and it'll get nominated for awards and Alicia Vikander and Cara Delevingne are topless in it.