November 10, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by
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Whether you consider yourself a religious person or not, whenever you see a clever church sign it kind of gets you thinking about heading back to the pew. One church in Florida probably should have given their latest sign a bit more thought.
Yes, the Bella Villa Baptist Church in Edgewater, Florida totally mieant their sign to be something uplifting, something meant to encourage forgiveness, but of course, people totally started thinking about sex. Honestly, I don't know how they made that giant leap. I totally get it, it's trying to say that sometimes you need to hold back that anger and blow up in someone's face when you're in anger. You've got to take that load of hurt feelings and choke it down. You don't want to stroke the fires of anger and end up with a load of hate all over the place. Sometimes it's better to take it in rather than... OH I TOTALLY GET IT NOW. It's a blowjob joke. That's pretty clever.
The church staff did apologize if anyone was offended, but honestly that's some pretty great advice for life and for love. No word on what they've changed the sign to say now.