Best of Reddit: What Is Your Porn Name, Yankee Candle Edition

When scoping out the Best of Reddit thread for the week, I found the best question ever: If you were a porn star but could only choose a stage name based on a Yankee Candle name, what would you call yourself?

There were several great answers, but I found it far more amusing to visit the Yankee Candle page myself and find potentially amazing porn star names. I have some ideas for you, depending on what your personal interests and specialties may be. Eh hem: 

Storm Watch: Squirters 

Autumn Gathering: Orgies and gangbangs

Merry Marshmallow: BBW 

Red Raspberry: Spankers & spankees 

Edge of Paradise: Edging

Mother Ocean: Pregnancy fetish

Alpine Martini: Forest fetish

Christmas Cookie: Santa's little helper roleplay

 

Jack Frost: Facial fetish

Buttercream: Breeding

Ambiguous runners-up:

- Summer Storm

- Silver Birch

- Ocean Star

- Everglades National Park 

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Now I wanna hear from you guys - what would you make your Porny Candle/Yankee Sex name? 

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