Only in Florida: This Week in Wanking It

Whole Lot Of Tugging Going On

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

We all know that Florida has a problem (if you want to call it that) of people constantly walking around nude. Whether it's the heat, the humidity or something completely different, it seems that Florida can't go all that long without a bunch of different people in different parts of the state going around in their birthday suits. Well, it seems that maybe, just maybe, Florida might have another issue with dude's playing the skin flute in public.

Whacking It In The Waiting Room


"47-year-old Brian Patrick Davis, who admitted to watching pornography and touching himself in the customer-waiting area. Davis, according to the report, said he knew other people were around but he had a "sudden urge" according to a police report."

Banging One Out in the Books

"Library staff would like him removed from the library ... due to the indecent exposure and inappropriate behavior," according to the report. "This is a reoccurring incident."

Pocket Pool in Panera

Oh Florida, can't you keep it in your pants? The answer apparently is no.

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