October 22, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Look, Bregje Heinenis hot. Bregje Heinen topless is even hotter, but the people behind this spread are going for some kind of sexy bird-lady and it's totally working, so there are going to be a lot of bird puns flying at you. If you don't want deal with all those droppings, just peck your way through the Bregje Heinen topless pics and head south for the winter.
One does have to wonder if someone really thought that if they dressed Bregje Heinen up as a bird, but had their boobs out there, there would be some people who wouldn't find it sexy. Come on, Bregje Heinen, of course we find her sexy. It's like throwing bread crumbs on the ground - we are going to eat them up, it's a topless Bregje Heinen. There isn't much that could be done to shoot us out of the sky. We are going to swoop in, perhaps in packs, and we are going to fight for each crumb (and by crumb, I mean topless pic of Bregje Heinen)! I mean, Bregje Heinen is so hot we could lay an egg!
Okay, okay, enough of that. I just had to get it out of my system. Yes, Bregje Heinen topless is always hot, no matter the spread. So, don't be chicken, enjoy some Bregje Heinen breasts and never mind the bird stuff.
photos via Narcisse Magazine