Only in Florida: Thanks Officer Cockblock!

When Love Hits Your Eye, You Do It in Public

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

As I have stated many times before, when the mood strikes, it can take you over completely. All of a sudden the only thing you can see is red hot passion for another person, and if the other person feels the same as you, the fires of a love can't be put out. Your passions must meet, the flame must burn itself out, so to speak. In these moments, nothing can stand in your way, nothing can control your urges, and nothing can stop you... except for local law enforcement.

Florida couple Meet Tabatha Lehman and Craig Schultheis were struck with the uncontrollable urge to make love and the fact they were in front a closed business in Largo, Florida at 3 a.m. wasn't going to stop them. They were in the midst of their passion when a patrolman spotted them nude from the waist down. I bet the patrolman is known as Officer Buzzkill to all his co-workers.

And while this would seem like a normal, everyday event in Florida what really makes this story so great is how Lehman and Schultheis responded to being interrupted. According to the police report, Schultheis kept saying he was:

"just trying to get a piece of ass."

And for her part, Lehman continued to state that she was just:

"getting her pussy eaten out."

If that's not true love, then I don't know what is. Sadly, the officer must not have a had a heart because he arrested the two of them for exposure of sexual organs. I guess that's because you can't arrest someone for being in the throes of passionate love.

via the smoking gun

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