How Could Anyone Miss Out on Lady Gaga Nudity?
So, I'm going to totally be honest with you guys, I had no idea that Lady Gaga had a documentary coming out. It's called Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017), and it's all about her new album - and let me tell you, when there's Gaga, there's nudity.
I can't believe I let this one slip through the cracks. Honestly, I feel kind of dumb for not knowing. This shame is probably due to the fact that I could have missed out on some Lady Gaga nudity. Nobody ever wants to miss out on Lady Gaga nudity. You can't tell me you felt a knot in your stomach when I said that. You know that feeling, that horrible, horrible feeling right in the pit of your gut at the simple thought of not seeing Lady Gaga's boobs. Luckily, if you are like me, you're going to be able to make up for your mistake by watching this behind scenes look at Lady Gaga's life and nude body. I have doubt I will understand her music more and have a deeper appreciation for her boobs when I'm done watching the film.
So if you didn't know about Gaga: Five Foot Two, don't sweat it, I'll take the blame on this one. Go ahead and take all your anger out on me and then go get some Lady Gaga topless action to feel better.