September 21, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
We've all seen the stories over the past week or so about people preparing for Hurricane Irma. We've heard the stories of long lines, seen the images of people boarding up their homes and business, and there have been some pretty great stories about good people doing good things. But did you ever stop and wonder, "What about the condoms?" Well, my friends, you need not worry because Florida's own Condom Depot survived the storm!
We all know that condoms can survive a lot, but a hurricane? That's never been tested. Thankfully all the great people at the world's largest online retailer of condoms and other novelties were very prepared. Besides getting the usual generators and whatnot, they also got lots of plastic to keep those condoms safe. Yes, that's right, they wrapped up the condoms. If that's not a perfect ad for condoms, I don't know what is. Thankfully the hurricane wasn't as bad as they said it would be, the workers are fine, the building is fine, and most importantly, the condoms are fine. And while the owner was worried about his merchandise, he was a little more worried about the boat he stores at the warehouse.
"He said, 'As long as my boats are fine.' "
I don't think there's anything more Florida than that. Well, maybe a nun with a chainsaw.
So, if you ordered from Condom Depot and your order hasn't arrived yet, take heart and know that they'll make it. Nothing can stop a condom, not even a hurricane.
via Tampa Bay Times