September 13, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
When you have no idea when the next time you're going to be able to take a vacation is, the last thing you want to do is look at someone else having a good time in some exotic land. It's the lemon juice in the paper cut of life. Of course, if Amber Heard wants to post a punch of pics of her ass having a great time in Bali on Instagram, I'm not as bothered.
Look, I'm not saying you're aren't allowed to post pics of your wonderful and relaxing vacation on whatever social media platform you see fit. All I'm trying to get across is that I would enjoy them more if they had Amber Heard being sexy in them. No doubt you've earned your vacation and you should be having a great time, but try to remember me stuck by my desk, not knowing when I'm ever going to break free and go out to enjoy the world. Toss me a bone every now and then, throw up a video of Amber Heard shaking her ass in white pants. Not only is that enjoyable for me, but also for you. You can't tell me your vacation won't be a little brighter with the sight of Amber Heard swimming topless. Come on, you know what I'm saying is true.
Vacation. Vacation as much as you can, whenever you can. Just think of your friends and family and co-workers and complete strangers when posting on social media. Post your feet in the sand, the sunrise over a mountain, and Amber Heard being sexy, just to make sure everyone enjoys your vacation as much as you do.