Why Would Anyone Want to Paint Alana Carter’s Nude Body?

Seriously, Can We Get Some Alana Carter Nude on the Beach Pics?

Look, I totally get body paint. If you want to paint someone's nude body, especially someone with a body like Alana Carter, to look like a lion or fish or some kind of sexy mythical creature, that makes perfect sense to me. But why on earth would you just want to paint black and white lines over Alana Carter's awesome body with no rhyme or reason?

Why obscure something so awesome? That makes very little sense to me. Sure, I understand doing something for the sake of art, but when the best work of art anyone can do is capture the beauty of the naked body, especially the naked body of Alana Carter, why do anything to cover it up? Really, it kind of upsets me. It should probably upset you a bit as well. If you're like me this might be the first time you've seen Alana Carter nude, but at the same time, it's the first time you're not seeing Alana Carter nude because of the all the damn paint. Yes, Alana Carter nude is beautiful no matter what, but could we just have nude on a beach or something? Seriously, someone get on that. Someone get Alana Carter at the beach, have her get naked, and take some sexy Alana Carter nude of the beach pics.

Yes, it's art, fine I'll give you that. And yes, I would love to go to some gallery, sip some wine, eat some cheese off a tooth pic, and stare at large images of Alana Carter nude and covered in paint hanging on a wall. Though, I'd also love to drink a beer and eat some gummy worms while staring an unobstructed view of Alana Carter nude on my computer from the comfort of my own home.

photos by Zee Shawn