Eva Longoria in a Bikini Doing Anything Is Sexy
Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
When I first saw this video, I thought maybe Eva Longoria was standing on hot sand. We've all done that before, trying to be cool or because we forgot our flip flops back at the hotel, but we all do that little bounce when walking on hot sand. But Eva Longoria is on a boat. So, I guess there could be hot sand, but that doesn't make a lot of sense. I guess the boat could be hot. Look, I guess it doesn't matter too much what Eva Longoria is doing - all that matters is that she looks so damn sexy doing it. That speaks volumes about how truly beautiful Eva Longoria is. Even when she's being silly or joking or whatever she's doing here, she's also so damn sexy. You throw Eva Longoria in a bikini and every single thing she does will be pretty memorable.
She's not dancing. So, if you are going to try and tell me that she's dancing, I don't believe it. That music was added later to make it look like Eva Longoria was doing some kind of crazy dance instead of... whatever she's actually doing. Hey, just focus on Eva Longoria in a bikini and don't worry about anything else.