No Matter the Issue, Alyssa Milano in a Bikini Will Help
I'm not going to pretend I have all the answers in the world, but there is one thing I know for sure will cure most ails: Alyssa Milano. Whether you have a case of the blues, your tummy is hurting, or you just don't feel like doing much of anything, if you give yourself a little Alyssa Milano in a bikini, I promise you'll feel like a million bucks.
And the best part about this? There are no side effects! Sure, you could strain your eyes if you start to look at Alyssa Milano's cleavage, but really, that's just your body telling you you're full. You don't need to look anymore, you've got enough sexy Alyssa Milano stored in your memory banks. You are free to walk away from whatever screen you're using to stare at Alyssa Milano in her bikini and get on with your life. Though, I guess there could be one side effect, if you want to call it that: You might not want to feel better and decide not to do anything so you can stay home and stare at Alyssa Milano in a bikini. But, I don't really see a downside in that.
So, no matter what's going on with you, whether you feel terrible or you feel pretty damn great, a little Alyssa Milano in a bikini is just what the (fake) doctor ordered.