Why, Hello Cara Delevingne’s Boob!

Twists, Turns, and Cara Delevingne's Breast Make for a Wild Ride

If you think about it, all surprises are unexpected. If you knew what was going on, then it wouldn't be a surprise. Yet, we use the phrase "unexpected surprise" all the time and no one has a problem with it. It's always kind of bugged me until I saw Cara Delevingne flash her boob on Instagram. That was a totally unexpected surprise.

Normally I am not a fan of rides that have a bunch of twists and turns, flipping upside down, and make you all disorientated, but now I know the reason why; they don't end with Cara Delevingne's boob. This was one wild ride that I really enjoyed and that's all thanks to seeing Cara Delevingne's breasts. I was starting to feel a little seasick, but she found a way to calm my stomach. In fact, I feel better now that I've been on this crazy trip. Also, it should be noted that Cara Delevingne posted this on Instagram. I'm sure it's been taken down, but thankfully someone grabbed it before it went away. I don't even want to think about not seeing Cara Delevingne flash one of her boobs. This has truly been one of the highlights of my day.

I get it now, a surprise is something you don't know about and an unexpected surprise is when you don't know what's coming and it ends up with Cara Delevingne's breasts. Unexpected surprises are awesome.

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