Don't Talk to Me Until I Get My Sexy Selena Gomez Fix
We all have a thing that we need every single day. Whether it's our morning cup of coffee, a couple sticks of gum to chew throughout the day, or a nice nightcap to unwind, there's that one thing we can't go without. For me, it's seeing Selena Gomez being sexy. If I don't get my daily dose of Selena Gomez, then I am one Grumpy Gus.
You do not want to be around me before I've had my sexy Selena Gomez fix. It's really bad, I mean like, really bad. Lots of grumbling and stink eye. I'm not a pleasant person until I've seen Selena Gomez looking sexy or looking beautiful or looking beautifully sexy. My personal preference is Selena Gomez cleavage, which she tends to do in every single photo shoot. Be it bikini or bra or jacket zipped open just enough to show off what are no doubt some of the finest breasts any of us have ever seen. That's what I'm assuming because her cleavage is so great.
Thankfully, Selena Gomez seems to be everywhere at all times so it makes it pretty easy to get my fill. Though, I'm slightly concerned that I might get too much Selena Gomez sexiness. I'm not really sure what would happen to me - it could get up being one of the single greatest experiences of my life or it could be the end of me. But if that's the case, what a way to go, am I right?
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