Confused Boner of the Week: Naked Yoga, I Think?

Is This Confusion or Exhaustion?

Look, this isn't the most confused I've ever been. After all, we've been through some crazy and confusing boners, but this one is still a little weird. I guess Alana Schoen and Bridget Avildsen are doing naked yoga or something - I don't really know. There are boobs and that's awesome, but what's with the all twisting and handstands and bending and flexing? Maybe this is just exhaustion and not confusion.

I'm sure this is totally someone (or many ones) cup of tea and if that is the case, more power to you, but all these odd angles and nude bodies on top of each other in strange ways is giving me a little bit of a headache. Where am I supposed to look? What's my focus? I totally get that the female nude is the most beautiful thing any of us will ever see and I have no doubt that Alana Schoen and Bridget Avildsen are both stunners when nude, but it's kind of hard to make out who is who and what is what. I mean, what would be wrong with Alana Schoen and Bridget Avildsen just standing there together naked? There's nothing confusing about that.

Honestly, I don't know how to sort this one out guys. There's some confusion and exhaustion and boobs and Alana Schoen and Bridget Avildsen naked and other stuff. Guess we should all focus on what we can with this picks. And maybe take an aspirin before diving in.

photos by Sal Moriarty