The World Will Never Be the Same
You're going along, doing your thing, thinking how you just may have figured this crazy world out when all of sudden, everything changes. Something happens; something major, something drastic, something you never, ever thought would happen and nothing makes sense anymore. Bella Hadid felt up Emily Ratajkowski and I don't know what to do with my life anymore.
Emily Ratajkowski, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin hanging out and doing nothing is one of the sexiest things that could ever happen. Emily Ratajkowski, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin dancing together at a club is one of the sexiest things that could ever happen. But throw in Bella Hadid grabbing the breasts of Emily Ratajkowski and the earth moved, the heavens opened, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria! Sure, you might be trying to act all calm on the outside, but inside your emotions are on a rollercoaster. It is if you stared directly at an eclipse, only instead of going blind you got to see one of the sexiest events to ever happen in all of recorded human history.
Remember this day, my friends, remember this day. We will go, we have to, we have to watch Emily Ratajkowski get felt up by Bella Hadid one more time. May never understand the world again, but damn it, we will go on... and watch this Instagram video again!