May 16, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Instagram has often been the place where celebrities like to show off new things. Whether it's things they made, things they bought, or things that were given to them their pages are filled with the newest, biggest, and brightest things. But, I have to be honest: I have no idea what McKayla Maroney is showing off. New thong? New shirt? New... something? I mean, that's the same beautiful ass as the last time we saw it.
Now, granted, as a boob guy, I wouldn't notice subtle difference in asses, even though I've stared at McKayla Maroney's rear end for longer than I would admit... oh, I'm kidding, I would totally admit to that. Hey everyone, I stare at McKayla Maroney's ass - especially when it's a new thong! At least I think it's a new thong. It could be an old one. Honestly, I don't much care for the age of the thong because McKayla Maroney's is timeless. I mean, if she was showing off a new shirt, why would she do a turn? The shirt is plain on the back. Unless she just wanted to show off her ass, which isn't out of the realm of possibility for McKayla Maroney.
I guess it looks great, McKayla Maroney, whatever it is. Shirt, haircut, thong, ass, metal railing, thong, paint job on the walls, ass, lighting, thong - whatever is new, it looks great. And as usual, your ass is a gold medal winner.