Time Changes Us All, Except for Monica Bellucci
There is no way around it, Monica Bellucci truly is the ageless wonder. Time marches on for all of us except her, and you know what? I'm perfectly comfortable with this. I'm going to get older and slower, but Monica Bellucci is going to stay hot and sexy.
I have no idea what her secret is, but I'm kind of thinking it has something to do with being nude a lot. Think about it: Monica Bellucci goes nude a fair amount. Be it in movies or in magazine, if there is a chance for Monica Bellucci to take her clothes, darn it, she's going to take it. So maybe there is something about her showing off her incredible body that helps to keep her young. Maybe it's all of us gazing in amazement at the flawless perfection we see in front of us that makes it look as if she's never aged. Sure, that kind of sounds like she's sucking our life force or whatever to stay young, but you got to crack some eggs to make an omelet, am I right? And in this case, I mean lose life force to see Monica Bellucci nude. It's a price none of us mind paying.
So, the next time you look in the mirror and see a new wrinkle or you get up and you've got a new pain, remember that Monica Bellucci is still super hot. The gray hair, the wrinkles, the having to go to the bathroom twice in the middle of the night is all worth it so Monica Bellucci can stay looking beautiful.
via Vanity Fair Italia