And By "Dark," We Mean Nudity Filled
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but Fifty Shades Darker (2017) isn't as nudity filled as we had hoped. Not to say there isn't some great nudity, but there might actually be less nudity than there was in Fifty Shades of Grey (2015).
Look, anytime one can see Dakota Johnson topless or catch a glimpse of Dakota Johnson's ass, that opportunity shouldn't be missed. The film is still worth a viewing, but one might want to lower the bar for this one. Yeah, I know, it's kind of a bummer, but thankfully we can all drown our sorrows in Dakota Johnson nudity. I know that always makes me feel better when I am down. You know, maybe what they are doing is not taking the nudity down but instead hyping us up for the third and final chapter of the Fifty Shades series. You know, come out strong with lots of nudity, then simmer it down only to ramp it up for the last one. No doubt they want to go out with a bang (pun intended). Guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Still, take some time and watch Fifty Shades Darker. But then maybe watch Fifty Shades of Grey again just to have more than enough Dakota Johnson nudity until Fifty Shades Freed comes out. Seriously, that's the title. But hey, who cares what they call it as long as it's filled with Dakota Johnson nudity? I don't think any of us care.