A True Historical and Truly Sexy Moment
Well, I think we are done. I don't know if there is anything else that we can hope to achieve, hope to create, or hope to discover in this world. I'm not saying we all need to jump off a bridge, but we can all die happy now because Kate Upton will be doing Britney Spears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle and these few moments of her crawling on the floor in a school girl outfit are... are... everything.
Don't get me wrong, I'm totally going to watch the episode. In fact, if I could find a way to record it on every single type of recordable device (even a VCR) I would totally do it. This moment, Kate Upton crawling on all fours barely dressed while pretending to sing "Baby One More Time," is why we went to the moon. It's why we cure diseases. It's why we invented the car, the rocket ship, the television, it's why we do these things - not because they are easy, but because it's one of the sexiest freaking things we will ever see. Kate Upton. Britney Spears. Cleavage. All fours. Mission accomplished.
We've sailed the furthest seas, climbed the highest peaks, we've touched the stars, and now our proudest accomplishment as human beings, Kate Upton lip-syncing Britney Spears. It truly will never get any better than this.