Chrissy Teigen's Boobs Make It Hard... To Get in a Jumpsuit

This Is the Greatest Rivalry of All Time

History is littered with great rivalries: The Hatfields vs. The McCoys, Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison, Man vs. Beast. And now there is a new rivalry, more intense than any that have come before, and the stakes are higher than they have even been - this is truly a rivalry that none of us will ever forget. Chrissy Teigen's boobs vs. a jumpsuit. There will be no winners in this one, my friends - oh wait, there will only be winners! This rivalry is freakin' awesome!

The only real question I have about this magnificent work of art is: How long had Chrissy Teigen been attempting to get her giant breasts into said jumpsuit before anyone picked a phone and started filming? I would hate to know that there was more that wasn't captured on video. This is truly a moment that I'm happy we carry a phone, camera, and computer in our pockets. Can you imagine living in a world where you wouldn't get to see Chrissy Teigen struggle with to get her massive breasts into a tight ensemble? Yeah, that's pretty horrible thought if you ask me. Thank you Snapchat, thank you so much.

Hey, this isn't one of those "I can't get my pants because I ate too much" moments, this magic. This something that should be remembered. Rivalries over inventions, land, and lovers come and go, but Chrissy Teigen's boobs versus a tight jumpsuit... that's once in a lifetime. Man, I hope it happens again.

via egotastic

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