River Liana Will Get Your Blood Flowing

April 12, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by jack-blackbush

A Topless River Liana Knows How to Make a Splash

Forgive me, but I'm just going to let loose a stream of thoughts. My imagination is swimming with thoughts of River Liana topless. Whether she is pretending to wake up with the sun or pretending to shower her naked body, she is making waves in the universe. There's no fighting the tide on this one, River Liana is hot. Might as well keep going upstream. 

Well, I think I'm all out of water-related puns, so I guess we should just focus on River Liana's awesome breasts. I mean, I guess I could make some kind of joke using the words "wet" or "moist," but I that didn't sit right with me. After all, River Liana is hot. She's like really hot and this is the first time I'm getting to catch glimpse of her naked body and wet/moist jokes didn't seem like the right move. Sure, a couple of water puns are ok, but wet/moist? That's a bridge I just won't cross. River Liana is kind enough to take her clothes off for some awesome pictures, so drawing a line in the sand on bad puns is the least we can do for her. And seriously, moist...  moist... sends a chill down my spine every single time I say it... moist...

I hope that River Liana's career is like a ripple on the water. These pictures are the stone breaking the surface and soon the ripples of her beauty will be everywhere. And hopefully she'll end up covering, like, 80 percent of this planet. Moist.

Photos by James Drew

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