March 17, 2017 | Posted in straight by
I know that The Americans (2013-2017) is all about Russian spies living among us, but there is one fatal flaw in the show: Keri Russell's ass. I'm sorry, there's just no way to cut it, that is an all-American ass. She could the perfect accent and say all the right words, but once her pants ago away there's no doubt about that 100 percent all natural, made in the USA rump.
Man, I'm seriously going to miss Keri Russell's ass when this show ends. Although, I am crossing my fingers that Keri Russell's next project will be something in which we can see her nude from the front. Nothing against her rear end, it's pretty awesome, but I have a strong feeling she's going so pretty awesome boobs. It would be great to see those as well. She doesn't even have to be pretending to be a Russian or she can keep that whole thing going if she wants. Just as long she goes topless the setting doesn't matter much to me.
Let's all enjoy Keri Russell's all-American ass while it's still on television. I'm sorry, but no amount of make-up or lighting or soapy shower water is going to make that ass look Russian.