Britney Spears in a Bikini Is a Vacation
I think we can all agree that a day at the beach is some of the most fun any of us can have. The warm sun on our faces, laughing and splashing in the cool water, and building a giant sandcastle in always such a wonderful treat... just not as wonderful as Britney Spears's day of fun and sun and super sexy bikini wearing. Yeah, I think we'd all pick staying in doors, watching Britney do cartwheels in a bikini over getting sand in our bathing suits.
The only thing that would have made this video better (other than slow motion job in the surf) would have been if Britney's bikini was yellow polka dots instead of just solid yellow. Don't get me wrong, it's an awesome bikini and Britney looks as she always does in a bikini (awesome), but there's something fun about Britney Spears in a yellow polka dot bikini. Seriously, how much enjoyment would you get from saying to someone; "Hey, did you see Britney Spears' latest Instagram video? She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka bikini and it was sexy as hell!" Honestly, I had a ton of fun saying and I had ton of fun watching this video a couple of times.
Sure, a day off to go play at the beach would be great. I think we could all use a day off, but if we have to stay and work, then we might as well enjoy Britney Spears bikini body while we do. Staring at Britney Spears' cleavage is kind of a vacation within itself.