March 10, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Just take a moment - it doesn't have to be a long one - but just take a few seconds to remember that Playboy is nude again. Go ahead, I'll wait... now, with that warm feeling coursing through your body, get ready to hear your heart pounding in your chest when you see a nude Beate Muska. This is Playboy, Beate Muska's beautiful nude body in Playboy.
Like the great philosopher LL Cool J said, "Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years," and even though Playboy had a momentary lapse in judgement, let's not call this a comeback. Let's call this what it is - really freaking great. Beate Muska is everything we remember, everything we love, everything we want; Beate Muska nude is what comes to mind when we close our eyes and think about Playboy. Honestly, this Beate Muska spread has me wanting to print all the pictures out, put them together, and hide them between my mattress and box spring. Of course, I don't have to do that anymore, but then again... it might be fun.
Beate Muska nude in the pages of Playboy is such a welcome sight. Sure, seeing Beate Muska's boobs and Beate Muska's butt makes us feel great, but knowing the images come from Playboy just gives them a little something extra.
Photos by Christopher von Steinbach