Like a Diamond on the Booby Doesn't Have the Same Ring, But Nicki Minaj Makes It Work

A Diamond on Nick Minaj's Boob Is One Hell of a Beautiful Thing

One of the most famous lines in music, poetry, or literature in general has to be "like a diamond in the sky." It pops up all over the place; it's kind of a go-to lyric whenever someone needs to describe the pure beauty of something. Now, it's going to be a little harder to find a rhyme because the ultimate sign of beauty is no longer a diamond in the sky, but a diamond pastie on Nicki Minaj's boob.

Though I'm not one who writes rhymes all the time, I have a feeling that for those who do it's going to be like walking through slime or solving a crime because what rhymes with boob? Oob? Rube? Cube? I really don't think one should try and figure out a word that sounds similar to Nicki Minaj, that honestly seems like an impossible task. But here's the thing - we can't go back now. Time moves forward, and seeing a diamond in the sky is not that awesome anymore. A diamond on the exposed breasts of Nicki Minaj - now we are talking a sight of beauty. I guess poets and songwriters out there have a talent that I just don't have, so maybe this won't be a challenge for them.

I'd also like to point out how bad I feel for the designer who shows Nicki Minaj was attending during Fashion Week in Paris. I highly doubt anyone will remember their collection when Nicki Minaj's boob was present.

Via Nicki Minaj on Instagram

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