Let’s Count the Way Scarlett Johansson Is Beautiful

Anyone Else Want to See Scar-Jo Covered in Tats?

Oh, Scarlett Johansson, you are so beautiful, let me count the ways. Your face is that of a goddess, your skin looks like the purest silk, your eyes are greener than a sea of grass, and your boobs are just friggin' awesome.

It really doesn't matter how you dress you Scar-Jo, she is going to look amazing, especially when you accent her incredible boobs. Partial cleavage, see-through cleavage, full on cleavage with a hint of underboob; it doesn't matter. It's all Scarlett Johansson and Scarlett Johansson is all good. Man, I can't believe I just said that. I guess that's what happens when you are dealing with someone as hot as Scarlett Johansson. You said stupid, cliche, and things that were hip 20 years ago. She's just totally rad, people. She is all that and a bag of chips. If you don't agree, talk to the hand. (Snaps three times.)

And I can also point out that the see-through dress, the gothic looking one, whatever that under layer is, kind of looks like her chest and stomach are covered in tattoos and for some reason, that idea is really hot. I kind of hope that Scarlett Johansson can find some kind of role where she can be covered in tattoos.

Photos via Marie Claire

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