February 15, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Of all the fun, cute, and clever Valentine's Day cards in the world, the only one I will ever remember is the "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" one from that famous episode of The Simpson's. That card isn't even real, and yet that image of a cartoon train is forever stuck in my head, forever to return every single Valentine's Day... Until now. Now a new imagine will take its place, and that imagine is Ariel Winter's heart-shaped ass.
I have no idea if it was intentional or not - though, I would lean towards yes, it was intentional - but, Ariel Winter has single-handedly created the greatest Valentine's Day image ever. Not only does her glorious ass appear to be in the shape of a heart, but her bikini bottom does as well, making it a double heart. And that, my friends, it's the most magical sight on Valentine's Day. The double heart, the symbol of two people in love. Plus, Ariel Winter's ass gets thrown into the mix and all I can say is I choo-choo-choose this imagine to show the true meaning of the holiday. Or any day of the week, actually.
Yes, it can be lonely on Valentine's Day for some, but hopefully those people found a little comfort in Ariel Winter's ass-tastic Instagram post. Hell, even if you are in a happily committed relationship, I hope you enjoyed staring at Ariel Winter's ass.