February 9, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Stop right now. Seriously, stop whatever it is you are currently doing and watch this Pamela Anderson commercial. I'm kidding around, you must watch this right now. Do not do it in five minutes, do not make a note to watch it later, do not pass Go and collect $200 dollars. Watch. It. Right. Now.
I'm going to ago ahead and assume you watched the commercial. In fact, I'm going to assume that you've watched it more than once. Yeah, that's how freaking awesome it is. And as much as I really want to ramble on and on about the good parts, I'm going to do my best to keep my mouth shut because if for some reason you can't wait to read all of this before watching the video, I don't want to ruin a single moment. But it might be too much. I might not able to keep it all in. After all, it's Pam Anderson, lingerie, and...and...something really awesome.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I can't keep acting like I haven't watched this video so many times that if it were a VHS the tape would be broken (or at least super fuzzy). Just watch it. Okay. Watching. Pamela Anderson, lingerie, butt, cleavage, and...and...WATCH IT NOW!