February 2, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Something that many us want to do is travel aboard. Visit new lands, experience different cultures, see the world through a different lens. Besides the high cost of traveling outside of the States, one has to go through the process of getting a valid passport. You got fill some paperwork, wait for awhile to hear back, and of course, you have get your photo taken. Luckily, that is typically the easy part - you can visit your local post office, or in many places, a drug store like Walgreens. And while you're at the Walgreens, you might as well pick a few things you need. If you are Florida resident Jonah Almira, you can expose yourself to a store employee. But remember to take your passport photo with you.
While there is no word on where Mr. Almira was planning to visit, he plans have been put on hold due to the fact he's in jail.
Police were alerted to Almira's alleged indecent exposure at the Walgreens when he was caught by an employee exposing his penis. He had gone into the store to have his passport photo taken but left it behind.
Sadly, this wasn't the only time Mr. Almira felt the need to whip it out in public. Later that very same day he exposed himself again and decided to give his trouser snake a little rubbing to a woman walking on the street. The woman didn't find his actions very appropriate, and Mr. Almira left the scene. And you can probably guess where this going: The police used a little piece of evidence to help Mr. Almira...
Police used the passport photo Almira left at the Walgreens to positively identify him as the suspect. When police searched Almira, they found a receipt from Walgreens that matched the timeframe when the passport photo was taken.
I know we are all busy and we all have places to go and penises to whip out, but you should remember to take all your revealing evidence with you. After all, you don't want to go back and get another passport photo taken, do you? You have to admit, for a passport photo, it came out pretty good.
Via 10 News