January 13, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Looking, I know it sounds really corner and I'm totally okay with that, but when I first laid eyes on this Jennifer Lopez Instagram pic of her amazing cleavage in all white, the only thing I could think is that that's one hell of a snowman. Sure, a couple of snowball jokes also popped into my head, but I think snowman was a better choice than snowballs. Also, Jennifer Lopez has some amazing cleavage.
I know I shouldn't really be making light of such a beautiful image, but I can't help it. I don't mean to mock or make fun of Jennifer Lopez for wearing all white. I know that whole "no white after Labor Day" rule has gone the way of the dodo and there's all this winter white stuff - J-Lo looks amazing in white. Some might say her cleavage looks best in white, be it a bra, bikini, or low cut top. Seriously, J-Lo has some major snowballs. I'm sorry, I know, I know, but it's the winter white thing, it's got snow and Jennifer Lopez's perfectly rounded cleavage on the brain.
You know, all this glancing at Jennifer Lopez's awesome cleavage has me wondering why we've only seen her topless twice and not the late 90s? She has an amazing body and a fantastic pair of breasts, we should really see them again.