The Wedding Is Formal, The Reception Is a Party!
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Weddings can be beautiful events filled with friends and family, where lasting memories are made. One of the general rules of weddings is that the ceremony is for the couple. It is where they can stand up together and announce their love and intention to build a life together. The reception, on the other hand, is for the guest. It's a party where everyone can celebrate the glorious event they just witnessed. And on occasion, a guest might have one too many drinks, maybe say something rude about the bride, or simply end up spending the night in the bathroom. Florida resident Amanda Willis only knows one way to party, and that's to drink hard and try to run over the Best Man with his own car.
According to multiple guests, things were going great - the couple had the first dance and they ate some cake, but then Miss Willis decided to have herself a little drink to loosen her up. And by little drink, I mean she drank an entire bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. Instead of hitting the dance floor, Willis felt she needed to get some air and began asking guests for their car keys. When no one would give them over she simply took the Best Man's keys right out of his pocket. After almost running over the Best Man and dragging him down the street the guests were able to stop the car and get her out.
Upon returning to the reception, Willis was surprisingly still kind of thirsty so she grabbed a bottle of Captain Morgan and as guests put it "guzzled it down." Frustrated with the lack of driving, Willis began taking swings at other guests before someone dialed 911. Once the authorities arrived, Miss Willis claimed she was suffering from a terrible asthma attack and began to shake her entire body as if she was having seizure. No one believe her and the Charlotte County Deputies arrested her, upon which Miss Willis responded by assaulting the paramedics who arrived to help her and then flashing the deputies.
Bride has stated that Miss Willis is no longer her best friend.
Sure, Miss Willis might have had one to many drinks, might have been a little violent, might have shown her breasts the arresting officers, but did any of us ever stop to think that maybe Miss Willis was hurting because deep down she really wants to be married and being the maid of honor made her realize how alone she was? Or maybe she just knows how to party.