Ryan Is Now One Hell of a Sexy Name
Typically when someone says the name "Ryan" the picture in my head is not that of a beautiful bikini-clad hottie, but more like a former second baseman for the Chicago Cubs (and someone none of us want to see in a bikini), but now that Ryan Newman has posted quite a few sexy pics on Instagram, things are going to be different from now on. The name Ryan will fill my head with the grandest and sexiest of images.
While I understand that a name is just a just name and anyone can be called anything, the majority of time Ryan is used for a dude. One would think that a young Ryan Newman was often teased in school, that people would chat "Ryan is a boy's name!" to her, and shame on those people. I have a strong feeling that now that Ryan Newman has decided to fill Instagram with sexy bikini pics, the tables will soon be turned. Those named Ryan will soon face chants of "Ryan is a girl's name!" They say turnabout is fair play, but who knew that turnabout would come in the form of Ryan Newman's cleavage?
And yes, I know for some, seeing a sexy Ryan Newman is a bit of a challenge. I understand that, but time marches on. It doesn't want for us to be comfortable with things before it sends to keep moving forward. From here on out we're going to have a sexy Ryan Newman and there is nothing we can do about it but enjoy the ride.