Sofia Vergara Is A Little Slice of Heaven

Paradise Should Include Sofia Vergara's Cleavage

There are certain places on this planet that people will swear are little slices of heaven. Regardless of my views on the afterlife, I was never really sure what in the world these people were talking about, but now I get it. I see it. I see these places on our earth that truly are a little slice of heaven. These places are wherever Sofia Vergara happens to be.

Honestly, when you think of heaven—an eternal paradise when the rivers are made of beer and you can have chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, a place that is so beautiful you have no more worries—do you not think of Sofia Vergara? Could you imagine being in a place where everyone you came into contact with looked like Sofia Vergara in a bathing suit? Even a simple one-piece bathing suit is the sexiest bathing suit ever made all of sudden when it's on the body of Sofia Vergara, if those aren't divine powers, then I have no idea what they are. Yes, it would seem like if you were going to spend all your time in one place that's so awesome you would never want to leave, then it would have to include Sofia Vergara and her amazing cleavage.

Yes, there are little slices of heaven on this earth, but the sad thing is that many of us will never get to visit them. Instead of getting sad, remember that you get to see real images of these heavenly places thanks to Instagram. For all us sinners, that's pretty damn awesome.

Via Sofia Vergara on Instagram

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