December 21, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
There have been plenty of times when Britney Spears has left a little something our imaginations to run wild, but not this time. In this Instagram pic, there is no imagination left. Britney Spears and her short shorts and her leg-bending handstand found what ever imagination was left, did this same handstand in short shorts, and the imagination exploded. Boom. Gone. No more imagination.
Honestly, I'm struggling to find the right words to describe what I'm seeing. It's Britney Spears doing a workout, I guess. And as part of her workout she does one of the single sexiest moves on the planet in order to make the world speechless, I guess? I don't know. I just don't know. This is what happens when you do something so incredibly sexy that it leaves nothing to imagination. Your brain stops working - it can't do anything else. All of the power in your head box has been shifted to maintaining on one of the single sexiest things any of us will ever see. Seriously, Britney Spears, what are we supposed to do now? We have no more imaginations, you turned them to ashes in the hottest way possible. And here's the thing: I don't think any of us are upset that we no longer have imaginations.
Man, I have no idea how I'm going to be to do much of anything for the rest of the day. I guess I better just head home, but honestly, I'm worried this Britney Spears Instagram post not only destroyed my imagination,but basic motor functions as well.