Confused Boner of the Week: The New Die Antwoord Music Video

December 20, 2016 | Posted in Editorial Features by jack-blackbush

Why Did I Think a Die Antwoord Video Would Be Any Different?

I know I shouldn't be. I know I shouldn't have a single moment of confusion when it comes to Die Antwoord and their music videos, yet here I am all confused. I don't know what I expected from a song entitled "Fat Faded Fuck Face", but this video will no doubt give all of us one hell of a confusing boner.

After all, it's Die Antwoord and this video is pretty Die Antwoord-esque and yet I find myself a little lost, confused, and kind of turned on - which just confuses me even more. Having passed out at party and woken up with my entire body covered in my "friends artwork", I didn't find it at all sexy. Nor did anyone else. In fact, they laughed at me. Repeatedly. I don't know why I can't shake the confusion - maybe Die Antwoord just brings the confusion out of me. It's kind of like when I watched Chappie, except I was only confused because I didn't know if the members of Die Antwoord were actually criminals or if they were pretending to be criminal versions of themselves. Plus, Chappie didn't have enough naked ladies whose bodies are covered in artwork.

Honestly, I enjoy trying to figure out all the deeper meanings in all forms of art and it's extra fun when a complex song has an intricate video to go along with it, but this time...I got nothing. Nothing at all. Just boobs, butts, and vaginas. 

Via Arlincon.com

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