Don't Forget the Traditional Twerkmas Day Feast, Buns!
While people can argue about whether or not there is a war on Christmas or whether to call it Christmas or Xmas, there is one holiday this year that we can all agree on: Twerkmas. Yes, it's almost Twerkmas, it will soon be here, and all of us will be filled that holiday cheer that only comes from a hot lady twerking.
Now, if you are unfamiliar with Twerkmas, don't worry, it's kind of new. In fact, this is the first year that I will be celebrating and I'm already filled with glee. One of the best of Twerkmas is, well...the twerking. Honestly, I can't think of one thing that fills me with more joy than that of a hottie shaking her ass, or twerking her ass, to some kind of holiday remix. And for Twerkmas, you don't have to get anyone gifts; all the gifts are for you. Whether you are boob guy, a leg man, or ass lover, when Twerkmas rolls around, all of your sugar plum dreams will be fulfilled. I would say the only downside is you don't get any time off from work to be with the ones you love to twerk and twerk and twerk.
But it's important to remember this holiday isn't just about asses, it's about something more, something magical...asses in motion. I'm sure none of us will ever, ever forget the true meaning of Twerkmas. And if we do, we can always watch this video again.