December 16, 2016 | Posted in straight by
You know the worst thing is about Suicide Squad? It's not terrible directing, the piss-poor storytelling, or Jared Leto. The real big issue with Suicide Squad is the wasted the hotness of Margot Robbie and Cara Delevingne.
I said from the beginning that Margot Robbie was going to be the best thing about Suicide Squad and I was totally right. I didn't have to see the movie to know how right I was. But one thing I actually wasn't counting on was the hotness of Cara Delevingne. I mean, I know how freaking hot Cara Delevingne is normally, but Enchantress was pretty damn hot in her own freaky sort of way. I'm really hoping that Margot Robbie will get her own spinoff movie (with a much better Joker) so her incredible sexiness as Harley Quinn can continue. Look, you want to make a great movie about villains, just focus on the great villains like the Joker and Harley Quinn and forget all the rest. And cast Margot Robbie. In those shorts. And maybe a shower scene. Just do all of that and you'll have one hell of a great movie.
Do yourself a favor and see Margot Robbie and Cara Delevingne's hotness in Suicide Squad. Notice I didn't say "see Suicide Squad" because that would be a total waste of your time. Rent the movie and simply fast forward until you see Margot Robbie or Cara Delevingne, then watch those scenes. The rest is unsexy garbage. Or you could just head over to Mr. Skin and see all the sexy Margot Robbie and Cara Delevingne moments from Suicide Squad.