December 6, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
You don't understand how much I really, really, really want to make a Game of Thrones pun about how Ariel Winter is coming and it looks like it's going to be top heavy this time or Ariel Winter is coming and the curves alone could kill us or Ariel Winter is coming and by the old gods and new she just keep getting hotter, but I'm not going to do that. I just can't bring myself to make terrible puns at Ariel Winter's blooming hotness.
Ugh, it's killing me, guys and gals, kill-ing-m-e. Ariel Winter is becoming the girl-next-door of all girl-next-doors. Seriously, she is starting to remind me of someone I had a crush on - the girl next door meets the girl of my dreams meets the perfect woman created in a lab. And much as I want to joke about her last name being winter, I just can't. I guess you could say I've grown cold with the idea. See! See what happened right there! Ariel Winter in a pair of short shorts sitting by the pool made me tell the world's most terrible pun. I'm ashamed so, very, very ashamed. But there is nothing I can do. Ariel Winter is becoming so damn hot no one can speak ill of it.
Oh, Ariel Winter, you are going to drive all of us crazy. Your hotness will continue to get brighter and hotter, just like each new picture of your cleavage. Yes, your hotness is mere inches away from being un-punny.
Photos via Elle Magazine